Saturday, January 29, 2011

You are a magnet

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JESUS, who the hell looked at a goldfish and thought, "I want one of those but with hideous fluid-filled sacs beneath the eyes"? Not that it matters, only that someone DID think that, and enough consecutive assholes thought that, for there to now be a sort of "fancy" goldfish bred SPECIFICALLY to display this stomach-churning mutation.  The poor creatures bump helplessly against the glass, their eyes permanently cast upwards as they silently mouth "WHY....why..."

In other news, Valentine's Day is coming up! In case you're a total loser and don't understand how love works, I found this very educational video:

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