Friday, June 10, 2011

Poster collaboration with Brian Downs

Hey, look what we cooked up for the June 25th Retox / Bastard Noise / Lack of Interest / Fetus Eaters / Maggot Colony show @ Blvd Cafe in Los Angeles!

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Does anyone else squeeze the soyrizo tube directly in their mouth for quick energy boosts on the fly? ...just me then? oh.

You can see more of Brian's goodies in sparkling HD HERE.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Assfount de Miseria

oh hey. Guess it's been a while, huh? Now that school is out, I have all summer to sketch sad Commedia Dell'arte masks and Google Image search "open butt flow."

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My contribution to a poster for the upcoming Bastard Noise / Retox show.  I'm sure they will be very proud.


I have prints!! If you've seen it on here, I have a 9x11 print of it! (aside from the pig eating itself, that one sold)  Reasonable prices ($10-15 a pop)! Leave a comment to buy my shit!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Leak and destroy

Haven't updated this thing in a hot minute, school, work and "real life" occupying a lot of my time right now. On the subject of "work", here's a thing inspired by the foulest customer I've ever had. (click to embiggen)


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Never has a face, sunken, worn and dehydrated like the mudflap on a Mars rover, oozed such vile secretions. Never have dollar bills so moist with disease been passed over a counter to my trembling, fearful hands. Her hair rose in colorless tufts. I could not wash my hands fast enough.

Am I a bad person for mocking customers? Probably.

NEWS NEWS NEWS

Citizens and visitors of Los Angeles, my first comic zine See Sick #1 is NOW AVAILABLE at Amoeba Records in Hollywood!!! Drop by at 6400 W. Sunset Boulevard and pick one up for $1!! In THIS economy!

And peeps of San Diego, THIS is tomorrow night:
Believe it!!! Freaknasty jams courtesy of Randy Chiurazzi,  DJ Freakmonsterpussysauce layin down all the sounds to move that thing you were previously sitting on, and art by Found Pieces and OMG MYSELF!!!  As if you don't go to Whistle Stop every other goddamn night anyway! 

TOMORROW TOMORROW TOMORROW

Monday, February 14, 2011

Pubic display of affection


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I didn't think of this until after I was done, but holy shit, WHAT IF THOSE ARE *HIS* RIBS.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

You are a magnet


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JESUS, who the hell looked at a goldfish and thought, "I want one of those but with hideous fluid-filled sacs beneath the eyes"? Not that it matters, only that someone DID think that, and enough consecutive assholes thought that, for there to now be a sort of "fancy" goldfish bred SPECIFICALLY to display this stomach-churning mutation.  The poor creatures bump helplessly against the glass, their eyes permanently cast upwards as they silently mouth "WHY....why..."


In other news, Valentine's Day is coming up! In case you're a total loser and don't understand how love works, I found this very educational video:

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Nostalgic for "burn barrels"

"I've been working through my childhood, all the live long daaaayyy..."

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Did anyone else grow up in the anus of nowhere, so removed from civilization that you disposed of garbage by dumping it in the "burn barrel" and setting it all on fire almost every night? No? Well you missed out. On the opportunity to spend time around open flame, as well as a lot of airborne toxins.